Green Pirate

Arr, avast! This be the birthday of the fine young feller what be known as the Greenparrot. And don’t ye be fergettin’ it, or so help me I’ll keelhaul th whole scurvy lot of ye, pickle yer bones in stale bilgewater and hang ye flea-infested hides from the mizzen yard-arm, and that goes for every johnny jackanape what ever darken the hatches of me poop deck!

Arr, I got no earthly idea of what I just said...